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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Making waves on Instagram:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Just landed via Reddit:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Making waves on WeChat:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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