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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via TikTok:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Just landed via Threads:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Breaking via Discord:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Going viral on Threads:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Going viral on Slack:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Going bananas on X:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on Slack this month:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

17 shares on Discord this month:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,545

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Just shared via Twitch:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Just landed via Twitch:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Spotted on Instagram:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Spotted on Slack:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Just landed via Facebook:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Just landed via Snapchat:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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