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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Trending via Instagram:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Just landed via Discord:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Seen just now on X:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Seen just now on Slack:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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