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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

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Dec 22, 2025

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Just shared via WeChat:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Just landed via X:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Trending via Messenger:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Just landed via Telegram:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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15 shares on WeChat this month:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

56 shares on Discord this month:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Discord:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Just shared via Twitch:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Going viral on YouTube:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Just shared via Instagram:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Going viral on Discord:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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