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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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