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Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Seen just now on TikTok:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Broadcasted on X:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Just shared via Discord:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Shared recently on X:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Spotted on Reddit:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Just landed via Discord:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Shared recently on Threads:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Trending via Threads:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Just landed via Reddit:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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