Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
15 Funny faith quotes
Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.
Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have the deliciously pungent bond between garlic and bread? That's a marriage that will never crumble… just like a perfectly toasted garlic bread! 🍞❤️🧄 #RelationshipGoals"
Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.
Commentary:
Looks like God decided I'm not done simmering yet 🍳⛰️😄
God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.
Commentary:
Guess I missed the memo from heaven's HR department 😂👼📄
Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.
Commentary:
Only a man can be this optimistic running on caffeine, chaos, and sheer delusion! 😂☕️#NoSleepNoProblem #EternalOptimist