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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”