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Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Trending via Telegram:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Shared recently on Discord:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Trending via YouTube:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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16 shares on Instagram this month:

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

53 shares on Discord this month:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Live now on Discord:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Going viral on Slack:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Making waves on Messenger:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Going viral on Twitch:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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