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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Just landed via Slack:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Seen just now on WeChat:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Just shared via Discord:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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