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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.