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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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