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Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Freshly posted on X:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Going viral on Threads:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Seen just now on Slack:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Trending via WeChat:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Making waves on WeChat:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Going viral on X:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Spotted on Discord:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Just landed via Instagram:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Going viral on TikTok:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Just landed via X:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Spotted on Messenger:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Reported on Snapchat:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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