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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Making waves on TikTok:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Trending via Reddit:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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19 shares on Twitch this month:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

10 shares on Slack this month:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

23 shares on X this month:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

60 shares on X this month:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Just shared via Twitch:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Just shared via X:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Live now on Reddit:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Trending via Slack:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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