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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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