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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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