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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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