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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Spotted on Facebook:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Just shared via Threads:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Making waves on YouTube:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Making waves on Facebook:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Shared recently on Messenger:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Trending via Pinterest:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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36 shares on TikTok this month:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

90 shares on X this month:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Going viral on Threads:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Going viral on Reddit:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Going viral on Instagram:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Just landed via X:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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