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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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I need money, not feelings.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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The void screams into me.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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