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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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