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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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6 months ago
Share →: I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Oh, the sheer joy of copying and pasting text, only to be met with the exact same boring font and formatting! It's like throwing a surprise party and nobody shows up – thanks, technology! #FormattingFails