Funny Four Horseman quotes

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.