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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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Half princess, half menace.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Reported on TikTok:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Just shared via Messenger:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Making waves on YouTube:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Making waves on Discord:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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