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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Spotted on Snapchat:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Spotted on X:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Reported on Messenger:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Reported on Slack:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Trending via Pinterest:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Going viral on WeChat:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Reported on Slack:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Just shared via Discord:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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