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Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Just landed via Telegram:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Spotted on Instagram:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Spotted on Facebook:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Shared recently on WeChat:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Just shared via Instagram:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Spotted on Reddit:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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31 shares on X this month:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

24 shares on X this month:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,371

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

You wish you had this many chins.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Making waves on YouTube:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Seen just now on Slack:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Trending via Pinterest:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Going viral on X:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Just landed via Threads:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Spotted on Discord:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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