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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,479

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Going viral on Facebook:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Spotted on Messenger:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Live now on X:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Just shared via Twitch:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Spotted on X:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Going viral on Discord:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Going viral on Messenger:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

10 shares on Threads this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,290

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Just shared via Instagram:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Live now on Facebook:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Just landed via Messenger:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Trending via Reddit:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Trending via Snapchat:

You wish you had this many chins.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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