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Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Shared recently on Instagram:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I need a day off from myself.

Just shared via Reddit:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Just shared via Messenger:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Just landed via Facebook:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

97 shares on Discord this month:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,673

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Seen just now on Slack:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Seen just now on Facebook:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Spotted on Messenger:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Spotted on Discord:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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