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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Just shared via Reddit:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Just landed via Pinterest:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Going viral on Instagram:

This meeting could have been a cake.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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