Commentary:
Grocery lists are like boomerangs; mine just never come back! 🍌📝🛒
337 Funny fun activity quotes
Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.
Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.
Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!
I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.
Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?
