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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Just landed via WeChat:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Going viral on Twitch:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Trending via TikTok:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Spotted on Threads:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Just shared via Threads:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Just landed via TikTok:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Seen just now on X:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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