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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Going viral on Slack:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Breaking via Threads:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Going viral on Instagram:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Trending via WeChat:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Live now on WeChat:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Just shared via WeChat:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Trending via TikTok:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I need a massage for my brain.

Just landed via X:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Making waves on Slack:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Reported on Threads:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Live now on Twitch:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Going viral on TikTok:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Breaking via YouTube:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Trending via Threads:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Just landed via Twitch:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Going viral on WeChat:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Just shared via YouTube:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Seen just now on Discord:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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