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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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Trending via Snapchat:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Going bananas on Facebook:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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50 shares on YouTube this month:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

95 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

50 shares on Slack this month:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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Making waves on Discord:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Going viral on Reddit:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Going bananas on X:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Making waves on Discord:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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