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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Milk or be milked.

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I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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