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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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