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Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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Making waves on Messenger:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Live now on TikTok:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Just landed via WeChat:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

Live now on X:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

Just shared via TikTok:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The problem is I am always the problem.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Just landed via Instagram:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Going viral on Reddit:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Going viral on Instagram:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Seen just now on Twitch:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Trending via Pinterest:

Starting a new life today, bye.

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