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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ή has copied:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡» has viewed:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡· has bookmarked:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has shared:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has shared:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has shared:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Έ has bookmarked:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has bookmarked:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has bookmarked:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has shared:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

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15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Seen just now on Twitch:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask β€œWhat are you doing?”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Shared recently on X:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Making waves on Slack:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Trending via Messenger:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

75 shares on Slack this month:

β€œYou never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

75 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

15 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

5 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their β€œcustomer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

11 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

β€œYou never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

13 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

8 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,645

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡» has viewed:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° has shared:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡§ has copied:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has downloaded:

If I had 50Β’ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has viewed:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡­ has downloaded:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. β€œI bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Just landed via Messenger:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Just shared via Reddit:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Going bananas on Slack:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Live now on Slack:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Going bananas on X:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Breaking via Telegram:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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