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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Making waves on Slack:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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