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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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