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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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