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Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Making waves on Twitch:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Making waves on Twitch:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Live now on Reddit:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I love unplanned fun.

Just landed via Twitch:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Strict parents raise good liars.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Spotted on TikTok:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Seen just now on X:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Going viral on Twitch:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Just shared via X:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Going viral on Instagram:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Seen just now on Twitch:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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