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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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