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393 Funny good quotes

Funny good quotes turn the simple idea of “good” into something far more entertaining! 😄👍 Whether it’s finding humor in the “good” moments that go wrong or celebrating the irony of what we call “good,” these quotes prove that everything is funnier with a little twist. Here’s to finding the funny in the good stuff! 😂🎉💯

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Muting morons is good for your health.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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