Funny grandchild quotes

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.