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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Making waves on Telegram:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Trending via Reddit:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Trending via Pinterest:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Just landed via Twitch:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on YouTube this month:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

92 shares on Messenger this month:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

93 shares on Slack this month:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

22 shares on WeChat this month:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

97 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Live now on Reddit:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Just landed via X:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Just landed via YouTube:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Live now on LinkedIn:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Live now on Slack:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Going bananas on Telegram:

America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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