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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Reported on YouTube:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Live now on Instagram:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m addicted to placebos.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Just shared via Instagram:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Making waves on Discord:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Going viral on Instagram:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Just landed via TikTok:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Going viral on Discord:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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