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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Seen just now on Slack:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

87 shares on Threads this month:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

44 shares on Facebook this month:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

46 shares on Threads this month:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Going viral on TikTok:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Spotted on Reddit:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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