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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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