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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Reported on Reddit:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Spotted on Telegram:

Fries, not lies.

Spotted on Facebook:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Spotted on WeChat:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Making waves on YouTube:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Just shared via Reddit:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Freshly posted on X:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Reported on Snapchat:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Making waves on Snapchat:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Trending via X:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Making waves on Instagram:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Trending via Messenger:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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