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Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

My favorite color is money.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Going viral on Reddit:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Just landed via Facebook:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Trending via Threads:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Making waves on YouTube:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Trending via Discord:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Breaking via Threads:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Seen just now on X:

I’ve been blocked by better.

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59 shares on Instagram this month:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Making waves on Threads:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

Going bananas on YouTube:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Making waves on Instagram:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Going viral on X:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Making waves on Discord:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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