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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Just shared via TikTok:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

100 shares on X this month:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

20 shares on Slack this month:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

79 shares on X this month:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Making waves on WeChat:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Trending via LinkedIn:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Shared recently on X:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Just shared via Discord:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Making waves on Instagram:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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