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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Spotted on WeChat:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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40 shares on YouTube this month:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

17 shares on Slack this month:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Freshly posted on Threads:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Shared recently on Discord:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Just landed via Discord:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Seen just now on Slack:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Seen just now on Facebook:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Breaking via X:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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