Commentary:
"Well, it looks like even the Coca Cola truck needs a vacation from the heat! 🎄❄️☀️ Who knew it had a summer break too? Maybe it's off chilling on a beach somewhere, sipping on a cold Coke! 🏖️🥤 #SunsOutTrucksOut"
38 Funny heat quotes
Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.
Commentary:
"Spring: the brief period when we shift from grumbling about freezing to griping about sweating. Mother Nature's way of keeping us on our toes 🌬️🌞 #SpringStruggles"
It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
Commentary:
"Step aside, front door – you're not the only one bringing the heat! 🔥🚪 Opening you up feels like walking into a baking show instead of the great outdoors. I better check for cookies, just in case! 🍪😅"
I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"
I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
Commentary:
"Who needs a winter wonderland when you're already melting in the summer sun? ☀️ Thankfully, snow shoveling can wait… at least until it's cooler than the surface of the sun! 🥵❄️"
You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.
Commentary:
Looks like Mother Nature missed the memo on wrinkle-removal services! 🌞😅 Maybe a tropical spa day is in order! 🌴💆♂️ #HumidityHavoc
It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.
Commentary:
Wow, it's so hot that even the birds are trying to keep their food cool! 🌞🐦🐛 I guess in this weather, everyone needs a little extra chill before diving in for a meal!
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
Commentary:
Guess your new shirt is on an extended summer vacation! 🌞😅👕