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Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Spotted on Telegram:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Going viral on Twitch:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Going viral on Instagram:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Just shared via Reddit:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Going bananas on Facebook:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Spotted on Discord:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Shared recently on Slack:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Going viral on Telegram:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Commentary:
"Oh, bless you and your loud sneezes that echo across the hemisphere like a symphony of nasal fanfare! 🤧🌍 Looks like you've got the globe covered with your sneeze game – world domination, one achoo at a time! 😂"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the average person's sneeze travels at a speed of about 100 miles per hour? 🤧💨

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All funny hemisphere quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Seen just now on Slack:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Broadcasted on X:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Just landed via Facebook:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Spotted on Twitch:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Shared recently on Threads:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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