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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Broadcasted on X:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Spotted on Slack:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Share →: The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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Oh, the age-old wisdom of appreciating the forbidden fruit! That mysterious allure of someone else's snack always seems to make it taste just a bit sweeter, doesn't it? Just like how the neighbor's grass always looks greener… and their lunch always looks yummier! #FoodEnvy #TasteOfTemptation

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Someone from has viewed:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from has shared:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from has downloaded:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Going viral on Slack:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Just shared via Reddit:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Spotted on Telegram:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Just shared via Instagram:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Spreading quickly via X:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Making waves on Instagram:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Going viral on TikTok:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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