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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

23 shares on X this month:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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