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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Trending via Twitch:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Making waves on TikTok:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Just landed via Messenger:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Trending via YouTube:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Just shared via Discord:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Making waves on Reddit:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

70 shares on YouTube this month:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Making waves on YouTube:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Trending via Twitch:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Shared recently on Slack:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Just landed via Messenger:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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