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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Just shared via Facebook:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Reported on Slack:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Spotted on Facebook:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Spotted on Instagram:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Just shared via Instagram:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Spotted on Facebook:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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