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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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